Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table

Here I am, getting ready for spring, cleaning up the BBQ and going out for the first picnic of the season…and then this.

“Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.”

Must be a regular Peter North.

Yeah, I hate dirty picnic tables, don’t you? Check out this baby above and tell me you’re not thinking of wood.

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Utah Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control Out of Control

If this scenario dosen’t stink of entrapment, nothing does. From the Salt Lake Tribune:

Three undercover officers stepped into an American Fork restaurant one Friday evening, pushed aside the menus and ordered themselves a round of beer. 

Their waiter, Fidelis Osuchukwu, said he couldn’t serve drinks without a meal. But when the officers kept pressing him, Osuchukwu offered “to bring us some chips and salsa for free,” said the officers’ report. “We said OK.” 

The agents left a tip an hour and a half later, then cited Chili’s for serving alcohol without food, in violation of Utah’s liquor laws. 

“They kept saying they wouldn’t order anything but beer,” said Osuchukwu. “It didn’t seem like they were going to give in, so I brought the chips - and then I got fired.”

After reading this article and the one below about the legislative geniuses in Mississippi, you have to shake your head. If you really want to get pissed off, click on the Nanny State cover and take a look.

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Get Me A Beer—QUICK! Mississippi Bill Would Make It ILLEGAL To Serve The Obese

When I came across this article, I was sure it was going to be out of California or some other Left Coast Nanny State. But Mississippi? What makes this lunacy even more ridiculous is that the move crosses the political aisle, 2 moron Republican representatives and 1 wing-nut Democrat, in a show of non-partisan unity, demonstrate that political idiocy is a sgared disease.

Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons.

I had to start a new category, “WFT?” to handle this entry.

Read More Here  including a copy of Mississippi Bill No. 282, An Act To Prohibit Certain Food Establishments From Serving Any Food To Any Person Who Is Obese….