Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
Posted by Bob Skilnik on March 29, 2008
“Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.”
Must be a regular Peter North.
Yeah, I hate dirty picnic tables, don’t you? Check out this baby above and tell me you’re not thinking of wood.