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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table

Posted by Bob Skilnik on March 29, 2008

Coming Soon!

Does My BUTT Look BIG In This BEER?

picnictable.jpgHere I am, getting ready for spring, cleaning up the BBQ and going out for the first picnic of the season…and then this.

“Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.”

Must be a regular Peter North.

Yeah, I hate dirty picnic tables, don’t you? Check out this baby above and tell me you’re not thinking of wood.

More here. 

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